Ladbrokes has revealed its betting odd on all sorts of royal baby-related events – from the sex (currently 2/1 boy, 2/5 girl) and hair colour (current favourite is blonde at 2/1) to its name (Alexandra, Elizabeth and Diana are all joint favourites for a girl, while George leads the boy’s race).

And to celebrate this, they’ve commissioned a set of spoof portraits which show the Duchess of Cambridge et al in various silly situations… including the Queen herself taking bets:

Kate shopping for a boy or girl?

Found one that is both hilarious and gender neutral!

Bonding time with the Queen in-law

Does Bentley make scooters now?

A tiny crown from Aunt Pippa

First contraction?

Tender moment with Camilla

Sisters